Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Every time I walk onto campus my Saint Patrick's day scar starts to throb. I'm like a drunken accident prone Harry Potter
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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