i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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