he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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