My friends, they love my intelligence
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
please don't ironically join a cult
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