come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
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