He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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