Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Is texting an old booty call with "can you still get your ankles behind your ears?" an appropriate way to reemerge into the singles scene???
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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