Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
I'm really busy with my period
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