Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I'm just gonna put on a documentary and throw up
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
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