I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
