What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
he puts the penis in happiness.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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