She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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