Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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