Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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