I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
He sent me a limp picture of his penis with the caption " same ol, same ol' I cant believe these are the type of guys I sleep with
You went over didnt you?
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
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