i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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