this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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