Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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