Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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