ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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