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if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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