Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
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