were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
You should frame my arrest warrant.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Randomize
