Dual....:-)
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
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