jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
They finally caught us and banned us forever, but it was worth it because we didn't have to pay for light bulbs for at least 3 years.
So you stole light bulbs, from your favorite bar, and got banned, and you're happy?
Look we couldnt pay for light bulbs and ramen, and you can't eat light bulbs or cook in the dark. Win - win.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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