So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
