Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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