Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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