just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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