I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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