R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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