ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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