Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
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