five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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