She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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