Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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