I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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