I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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