Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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