Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
I woke up with a new Tiffanys necklace on. I'm such a classy drunk.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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