Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
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