Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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