Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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