do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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