the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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