remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Woke up behind one of the fraternity brothers houses in the grass wearing a guinness hat and aviators hugging a 30 rack box with a zonie on my chest next to a campfire.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
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