I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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