he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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