i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
shhh. i hid the ranch dip behind the rooster. don't tell anyone that way you can find it in the morning and it won't be all eaten.
wrong number but thanks
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
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I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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