shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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