dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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