Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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