im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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