I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
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