Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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