Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I was driving around a golf cart with a keg in the back before I got caught by the cops. First slow speed chase ever
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
